Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
New Addition(s)
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They Link Me, They Really Link Me! 
Christmastime In The Emerald City
Idle Ramblings of a Slightly Mad Man
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They Don’t Link Me, But They Know I’m Around. 
Randomness The Truth? Good Luck Finding It.
Writer Chick Talks – The Home Planet
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Comix – Strips – Toons – Art
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NOTE: Feel free to let me know if your link isn’t working, needs updating, or if you’d like it removed. 
I usually do all of my blogroll updates on the first of every month, so be sure to check back at least once a month. 
Thanks for the link, Peter. I’m flattered.
LK
Howdy Laurie.
So, a night owl (The stars at night, Are big and bright…). Who’da thunk it? I was beginning to think I was the only one up at all hours of the night. Adding you to my list was my pleasure. I’ve been reading you for a while. Funny stuff lady. Well, thanks for stopping by. 
Hope you enjoyed your visit. Later.
Peter Parkour
I read you Peter. I think I found you through Leaky’s comments. I liked your smart ass nature and naturally, I had to check you out. I can tell by the way you write and your sense of the funny that you’re part of “the brotherhood”.
Yeah, I’m an insomniac. I think it’s part of MY FUCKING MADNESS!!!
Again, thanks for linking me and thanks for your kind words. I really appreciate them.
LK
The BROTHERHOOD?!?! SWEET!!! I can’t wait to get my tattoo, but I’m guessing I have to learn the secret handshake first. May I suggest a “Funny Hat Day”? I know, I know. I’m getting way ahead of myself.
Well, I’m off to practice my secret handshake. Goodnight.
Peter Parkour
I know you exist
Therefore I am?
Hmmm… In either case (here or not), thanks for acknowledging my existence. I sometimes wonder myself. Anyway, welcome to the neighborhood. 
Peter Parkour
I like what you’ve done with the place.
(All tidy and what not)
Thank you. Simplicity at it’s finest.
I like it like that.
Peter Parkour
I love being linked. Thanks!
You’re welcome. You know where to come any time you need a good linkin’.
Peter Parkour
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I know you exist man, I’m all over this shit! How are you doing? I gotta go see your updates Mr. Parkour!
I’m doing pretty good now that you’ve acknowledged my existence (not that you haven’t always). Heck, even I believe in me now.
Peter Parkour
Holy crapola! Usually my workplace blocks your blog (identified as “adult”, blah blah blah…hate this nanny software here….) so thats why I haven’t been on here too much, but now that you are unblocked, hell yeah I know you exist! I’ll be back for more!
GOW in the house. Thank you for the acknowledgment. I tried bribing the nanny, but that goody-goody bitch wasn’t goin’ for it, so I had to resort to threats and intimidation. Poof, instant access.
Peter Parkour
all right, all right! i caved and added you to my blog roll! peter, you are such a troublemaker!
love,
mary jane
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You being one of my favorite new blogroll adds, that makes me very happy. I’ll try to make you proud. 
Mary Jane! Love that name. 
Peter Parkour
How purty
Peter Parkour
Updates anyone?
Looks great…you do such nice work!
Thank you much, Cow Gal.
Peter Parkour
Sweet! Me and my baby are linked! (sprintingtohell) I’m sure he’d get around to linking you if he wasn’t spending half his time fawning over me and the other half either working or contemplating pony-theft.
You know I got it going on around here.
By the way, rumor has it he might be a redneck. 
You two are too cute/funny. 
Peter Parkour
Thanks for the link.
I don’t link you because I am only allowed to link to PG13 sites. I’m a good girl. 
HA! You big sissy.
That’s ok, I can dig it. No hurt feeling here. 
Peter Parkour
Mine’s not working – cuz it’s not HERE
It’s only a matter of time, Teeni. I’m familiar with your shock, having been to your place
mine doesn’t work either. Hmmm… 
Peter Parkour
OMG FINALLY. I’ve been checking back to this page every single day and I have to say. You have GREAT taste.
That isn’t stalkerish at all. Promise.
Sorry to keep you waiting. Between technical difficulties, lack of time and just plain laziness, it’s a wonder I get anything done at all.
That and I only update this page once a month, because of all the previously mentioned reasons… especially the last one. 
That might be considered mildly stalkerish, but in a good way I assure.
Peter Parkour
You’re linked, Peter!
Just wanted to let you know.
best,
~m
Truly an honor and a privilege. Your linky love (of strictly platonic nature
) will be reciprocated (and very well deserved) in the very near future. 
Peter Parkour
[...] day. They (everyone on my blogroll) never cease to amaze [...]
Hey! i link you very much.
Hey girl, turn that frown upside down. You’re still in the “New Addition(s)” area. You’re next stop is the “They Link Me, They Really Link Me!” area.
No worries. 
I mean come on. You even scored an RSS feed on my sidebar. Now… where’s that smile at. 
Peter Parkour
Oh noes!
i sounded like a beggy brat. i had noticed, and was honored to see that i was added to your blogroll.
i was talking about me linking you. Like, you being on my blogroll.
See?
Thanks by the way. i feel cool now.
You were cool way before this.
And thank you for the add too. 
Peter Parkour
dear peter,
you’re off the naughty list.
xoxo
mary jane
Thanks CWG. I guess I put this ax away now.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Peter Parkour
What ya talking about, I linked you aaaages ago. Well, at least 2 weeks maybe
Happy now?
Peter Parkour
All is forgiven, no need to sound so worried – just teasing ya
You could have sounded pleasant as pie and I still would have felt just as bad.
Peter Parkour