? A Trucker
November 27, 2007 — Peter ParkourIf you have questions for a trucker, I have the answers for you. Names not posted, unless you want it to be.
NOTE TO TRUCKERS: this was never meant to be an advice column, I’m just a trucker like you. I’m no expert in all things “trucking”. Still, if you have questions, I’ll do my best to help you out.

"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"