So I posted a photo of a tiny body builder the other day. My crack team of private
investigators finally tracked down the original post where I first saw him. You can
read all about him here. The only problem is for some reason none of the photos
are working on this particular post. The good news is I had the foresight to copy all
of these photos back in the day when they were still working. I now proudly present
said photos to you. 
For those of you that were already traumatized by this little guy, I would like to take a moment to
point and laugh at you for being such wussies… and apalogize for traumatizing you again. 
HA-HA! Wussies! I’m very sorry for your wussiness. 
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."
August 3, 2008 at 2:11 am |
Ahhh, there’s my cute little guy! The last pic is my fav, where he’s posing with the parents. I’m smiling from ear to ear Peter! Seriously, this just made my night. I’ll have to print this page and put his pic here at my desk
He really is cute though. I just cannot get over how dang small he is! In reference to that last pic, look at his parents hands. I believe if they held out their hand, it would be bigger than his head- he’s teensie tiny! Unreal.
Yeah, it blows me away, and him with his parents on top of that little table really brings it home. That and the pic of him lifting what appears to be two pound dumbbells. That truly is some wild and crazy shit. He could totally kick Mini Me’s ass any day. HA!
I would totally post that video. 
Peter Parkour
August 3, 2008 at 8:08 am |
I’m traumatized by that bulge in his pants – ahahahahaha.
Do think he was reverse engineered from a normal sized man to make him a tiny guy with a big fella lurking in his shorts instead of the other way around?
Peter Parkour
August 3, 2008 at 5:24 pm |
I would hit that.
Now I fear for the little guy’s safety.
Peter Parkour
August 4, 2008 at 12:02 am |
You know, I can get over the whole weird look he’s rocking, but the hair just ends it for me. Peroxide?
I supposed he may be trying a bit too hard.
Peter Parkour
August 4, 2008 at 1:15 am |
He really is tiny! i hate to say he’s cute because he’s so tiny but his tiny-ness really is cute. Although…
a few years back there was a boy who worked out with his dad. i can’t remember what show i saw him on. He was like 8 or something and even though he was small, it’s not the same as this guy. i want to swaddle this guy.
Peter Parkour
August 4, 2008 at 8:36 am |
Wow.. he’s soo tiny.. and yet so well proportioned…
I was saying the same thing to Bunny. I wonder how tiny he was at birth, can you imagine?
Peter Parkour
August 4, 2008 at 10:02 am |
I’ll bet he was adorable! Why are tiny things so fascinating?
Well, in most cases that is
Oh Girly, you are so bad.
Peter Parkour
August 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
LMAO @ Girly’s comment. He really is such a fascinating little guy. He looks so evenly proportioned that it is hard to believe he is so small until you see him in relation to the average sized people.
He makes me feel tall and that does not happen often.
I would love to have my picture taken with him. I’m thinking he might come to my knee.
He’s definitely one of a kind.
Peter Parkour