"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
A lot of you ladies out there have been hating on my
sexy clown gal and I was wondering why, and then it
hit me. JEALOUSY!!! You were all hungering for your own
hunk of clown flesh. Why do women have to be so
cryptic? All you had to do was ask. Here you go,
ladies. Meet, Flexy The Wonder Clown. Enjoy. 
He makes a mean set of balloon bum bells from what I hear. 
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
July 18, 2008 at 12:40 am
Oh no.
Ooooooh yeah.
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 1:05 am
No thanks. I wasn’t being cryptic Peter
Oh no! Not the “I wasn’t being cryptic” super encrypted cryptic chick babble.
I’m so confused.
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 6:00 am
eww!
You know you want to give it a squeeze.
No, not his arm… his nose.
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 7:46 am
HA!!!! Oh yeah, baby!!! Send in the clowns!
I’m sensing a tone that is eerily similar to sarcasm. Weird.
I wonder why???
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 7:52 am
ahh! now ive met a clown who can rape me.. great…
There’s just no pleasing some women. Back to the drawing board I guess.
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 8:30 am
I’ll take him if he’s rich and likes broth.
He may like broth, but rich??? Not from the looks of him. Then again, maybe he’s just eccentric.
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 8:33 am
I just can’t explain it but he reminds me of Richard Simmons, ya know. Well if you don’t…It just creeps me out.
I know who you mean, but I don’t know what you mean. Then again, Richard Simmons creeps me out, so maybe indirectly I know exactly what you mean.
Peter Parkour
July 18, 2008 at 12:10 pm
That ain’t right. I dunno why, but it just isn’t. I was gonna help you out and did a search for sexy guy clowns. Google asked me if I meant sexy gay clowns. Never mind. lol
Yeah, not too many non gay sexy man clowns out there. Perhaps I’ve finally found that niche I can fill that will lead to a lavish life of luxury. Ooooor, this might just be another opportunity to make a totally ass of myself.
Hmmm… opportunity only knocks once. I feel obligated to answer. Decisions, decisions. 
Peter Parkour
July 20, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Clowns are scary!
The last thing i want to see is a buff-ass clown!
Wow, I’m making quite the lasting impression on you, aren’t I.
*gulp*
Peter Parkour
July 20, 2008 at 11:55 pm
i’d say you are.
But in a fun way.
Oh… I mean, yeah, that’s what I meant.
Glad to hear it’s in a fun way. 
Peter Parkour
July 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I don’t do clowns. -Eep!
Do clowns do you???
Peter Parkour