Crazy Pix: 07/17/08

July 17, 2008 — Peter Parkour
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Dr. Seuss’ original title for this
book wasn’t very kid friendly,
but it made a hell of a lot more sense. Green eggs and
ham??? What the fuck kind of shit is that anyway??? :?
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10 Responses to “Crazy Pix: 07/17/08”

  1. JavaQueen Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 1:54 am

    Muah-ha-ha-ha! Yeah, exactly… what is that shit?

    There’s no way in hell I’m gonna try green eggs and ham. There’s obviously something wrong with it. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that.

    Peter Parkour

  2. dropofkim Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 4:24 am

    Hahahahahahaha! Maybe if more things weren’t simplified for children and instead laid like as it is, kids wouldn’t be so confused.
    Now I’m confused….

    It’s simple really. If something you normally eat, and is not normally of the green variety, and one day you find said food items to be green, whatever you do, DON”T EAT THAT GREEN SHIT!!! :P

    Peter Parkour ;)

  3. The Vinyl Villager Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 5:47 am

    LOL!

    I saw green ham at the wal mart once.

    I dont care what Seuss said…I will not eat it.

    If I saw green eggs and ham at Wal Mart I’d call the health department and possibly the Center for Disease Control. There’s no telling what could come from the consumption of such items.

    Peter Parkour

  4. teeni Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 6:43 am

    ROFL! This is a great one!

    Someone’s gotta stand up for what’s right. We can’t just go around following blindly the eaters of green eggs and ham. Mind control and systematic poisoning is totally unacceptable in my book. I suggest everyone read it instead of “Green Eggs and Ham”. :P

    Peter Parkour

  5. Girly Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 7:44 am

    LMAO!!! That’s hilarious.. that really should have been the title! I read that book at least a million times to my kids… and they always asked.. “but, why is it green?”

    Ah, such wisdom from the mouths of babes. See, they don’t just say the darnedest things, they say some pretty profound shit too. ;)

    Peter Parkour

  6. 2lazydogs Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Bwahahahaha. And another title….”Horton Hears a Fucking Annoying Noise”….

    Later Horton is diagnosed as schizophrenic and locked away for his own safety and the safety of others. Poor Horton. ;)

    Peter Parkour

  7. Sarah Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 9:56 am

    dr. Suess was such a crackhead.
    thanks for the laugh :)

    I recently purchased a Dr. Suess book at a used book store. It’s an art book chronicling his work over the years. He did all kinds of wild and crazy shit that never would have made it into any children’s books, including some nudity. But that’s ok, because he’s a grown up. ;)

    Peter Parkour

  8. joanharvest Says:
    July 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    I love it. My daughter’s friend has a chicken that lays green eggs. I was very disappointed when I cracked one and the inside wasn’t green too ;-)

    Be thankful, Joan. Had it been green you and I might not be chatting it up right now. ;)

    Peter Parkour

  9. Moonbeam McQueen Says:
    July 18, 2008 at 7:53 am

    Oh my god— this had me laughing so hard. This is probably what kids read around here where I live. “Would you, could you, in my hood?”

    “NO! I could not, would not, in your hood! Not in a crack house, not with a louse!” :P

    Peter Parkour

  10. c Says:
    July 20, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    Haha!

    i cooked green eggs once for my daughters, with food coloring. It looked gross and they kind of pushed them around their plates.

    I’m sure it seemed like a great idea at the time, all the while your daughters are thinking to themselves “what the fuck is this shit?” :P

    Peter Parkour

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