New study shows two out of three frogs suffer from low
self esteem. This is most noticeable in the fact that said
frogs refuse to make eye contact and instead prefer to
look down at the ground.

However the owners of said frogs do not seem to
suffer from low self esteem, and are actually found
to be rather outgoing and fond of attention.

"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"



"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"