I posted a few Crazy Pix a while back that I attached
disclaimers to, because they were actual porn pictures
that had been edited to look like something else via
MS Paint. Some of you mistook these as my own
creations. I said then that I would let you know if and
when my work was on display. [...]
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."