The brown packing tape and grime in between the tiles suggests that this came from the sort of establishment that actually does need to put up such a sign. Also the sort of establishment too cheap to consider promoting waste of expensive toilet paper by taping up a sign suggesting the use of it to protect ones bottom from herpes.
Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. I like the way your mind works, but it’s still freaking me out.
Tell the truth Peter, did you put that note up there? You seem awful defensive about the first commenter….hmph! I say, if it doesn’t flush; it’s something to be proud of and should be left for others to bow to….. heee-heeee-heeee
All hail the monstrous turd…
Ohmmm…Ohmmm…Ohmmmy God that’s a huge turd. All bow to the…Holy Shit. HA!
Peter Parkour
PS: There’s no shame in my game. If it were my turd I’d lay claim to that fame.
This sign should be required in all public restrooms. Or maybe there could be some sort of automatic bolt-lock on the stall door so the shitter couldn’t leave until he or she had flushed to completion.
I gotta tell you, I like that second idea. Beats the hell out of my bouncer idea, where a bouncer/enforcer would kick your ass if you didn’t flush. Those auto flushers are pretty cool, but they don’t always live up to their names.
May 12, 2008 at 6:26 am
So you bring your camera in with you? LOL
No silly, just another example of crap I’ve found on the internet combined with my warped sense of humor in an attempt to make you LOL.
Peter Parkour
May 12, 2008 at 7:14 am
The brown packing tape and grime in between the tiles suggests that this came from the sort of establishment that actually does need to put up such a sign. Also the sort of establishment too cheap to consider promoting waste of expensive toilet paper by taping up a sign suggesting the use of it to protect ones bottom from herpes.
Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. I like the way your mind works, but it’s still freaking me out.
Peter Parkour
May 12, 2008 at 8:36 am
i don’t think Al Gore is gonna concur with that.
Are you kidding me? Al Gore invented this technique.
Peter Parkour
May 12, 2008 at 11:51 am
Oh, that must have been a monster dump
I’m guessing they deal with repeat offenders on a regular basis.
Peter Parkour
May 12, 2008 at 11:53 am
Tell the truth Peter, did you put that note up there? You seem awful defensive about the first commenter….hmph! I say, if it doesn’t flush; it’s something to be proud of and should be left for others to bow to….. heee-heeee-heeee
All hail the monstrous turd…
Ohmmm…Ohmmm…Ohmmmy God that’s a huge turd.
All bow to the…Holy Shit.
HA!
Peter Parkour
PS: There’s no shame in my game. If it were my turd I’d lay claim to that fame.
May 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm
All this shit talk is making me….have to go. Um, excuse me, I’ll be back in a bit.
You’re excused.
Peter Parkour
May 12, 2008 at 6:18 pm
This sign should be required in all public restrooms. Or maybe there could be some sort of automatic bolt-lock on the stall door so the shitter couldn’t leave until he or she had flushed to completion.
I gotta tell you, I like that second idea. Beats the hell out of my bouncer idea, where a bouncer/enforcer would kick your ass if you didn’t flush.
Those auto flushers are pretty cool, but they don’t always live up to their names.
Peter Parkour
May 12, 2008 at 9:40 pm
aaahahhahaaha .. if it dont flush, leave it for others to admire .. sick, sick people .. that’s why i loves you all!
Well if it isn’t The Scarlet Gargler.
I just knew you’d have to comment on this one.
It’s nice to know you love us all so much.
Peter Parkour
May 13, 2008 at 6:50 am
2LD, OMG, BAHAHAHAHHA! “All this shit talk is making me….have to go. Um, excuse me, I’ll be back in a bit.”
I just lost it on that one…..
Keep looking, I’m sure you’ll find it.
Peter Parkour
May 13, 2008 at 6:50 am
Pete, the ’scarlet gargler” - you are killing me man….
Peter Parkour
May 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm
hahaha… I thought this might have something to do with the question of what you have to do when you need to poop on the road.
It does, more often than I care to admit.
Peter Parkour