Crazy Pix: 05/09/08
May 9, 2008 — Peter ParkourThe secret to my dieting success:
Eggs should be scrambled. It’s the only way. Don’t
let them fool you. They like it that way, DON’T YOU!

Fresh fruit, the more the merrier. Ain’t
that right, Maria.
More melon anyone?

Wash it all down with a tall glass of pussy juice.
The fresher the better. Say no to concentrate.

Now I’m hungry. Keep an eye on things
while I run down to Burger King.

"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"



"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
May 9, 2008 at 6:14 am
What exactly are you hungry for? I’m not sure you’ll find it at Burger King!
I can’t wait to try drawing on the eggs in D.’s refrigerator. I gots me a Sharpy and I know how to use it!
I’m hungry for…TACOS!
HA!
Perhaps Burger King isn’t the place to feed my hunger. I was thinking the same thing about the egg art. It looks like fun.
Peter Parkour
May 9, 2008 at 7:03 am
Does Burger King sell fish tacos these day?
Since when did you ladies become so interested in my eating habits and that for which I hunger?
Peter Parkour
May 10, 2008 at 2:01 pm
The only thing I can eat at fast food joints is the Thai Salad with grilled chicken at McDonalds. It is only 7 points on the weight watchers scale which is very low. It actually even tastes good. I can also eat a low fat 6 inch sub at Subway. Unfortunately I like em bigger than 6 inches. I don’t know if you have Subway’s out there across the Mississippi.
I think if I drew on our eggs it would put my son-in-law over the edge. He already thinks I’m missing a few screws. I can guarantee him on that.
Sounds like Weight Watchers is working pretty good for you. Yeah we have Subway too, they’re coast to coast. Go ahead and draw on the eggs. I double dog dare you.
Peter Parkour
May 10, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I always accept a double dog dare. I let you know how it turns out.
Shhh…you’ll get yourself in trouble telling everyone that.
Peter Parkour