Ask A Trucker: Lot Lizard Blues

The following is a letter that landed in the “? A Trucker” mail bag on April 17th. Please forgive my slow response time. I’ve been slowly but surely getting off my lazy ass and back into the frame of mind needed to get things done. Now, on with the festivities:

Q:

hi my name [...]

Crazy Pix: 05/09/08

The secret to my dieting success:
Eggs should be scrambled. It’s the only way. Don’t
let them fool you. They like it that way, DON’T YOU!

Fresh fruit, the more the merrier. Ain’t
that right, Maria. More melon anyone?

Wash it all down with a tall glass of pussy juice.
The fresher the better. [...]