Five Minutes Of Funk
May 4, 2008 — Peter ParkourYou may have seen this wondrous meme going by any number of names as its floated around the Blogosphere. It looked like so much fun that I had to give it a whirl. I’m a sucker for shout-outs.
Here are the blogs and their versions of this memes that inspired me to take 5:
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5 Things Found In Your Bag:
Some folks started their post with a picture of their purse. Well I don’t carry a purse, but I do carry a wallet, but that didn’t seem very interesting at all. My wife and I do have what we refer to as The Man Bag. It was originally bought for work purposes, but later became obsolete in that department. It was later given a new lease on life, and below are five things found in said man bag.
#1) The white rectangle is my wifes computer. #2) The tangled up green noodle is a pair of headphones we purchased at the dollar store. They come in handy when we are at one of our yards. #3) The cellphone looking thing in the bottom right hand corner is our AT&T air card. It brings us both hours of entertainment and hours of frustration when it’s not working properly. #4) A number 2 pencil, because you never know when you might have to take a test. #5) In the bottom left hand corner is an angel key chain that Bunny’s mom gave her way back when we first started our trucking adventures.
5 Favorite Things In Your Room:
#1) The first season of Heroes. I bought these dvd’s a while back while my mom was in the hospital. We watched five of the seven discs during my visits with her there. We watched the last two discs together during my last to visits home in Arizona. She really enjoyed them and is greatly anticipating the release of season 2. I am too. Heroes is the coolest show ever.
#2) This is a big butcher knife my granny gave me back in 1999 shortly before she died. It’s about 17 and a half inches long and the blade is a tad over two and a quarter inches wide. It spends most of its time in a drawer, waiting for that special someone in need of being chopped into little pieces. Actually my granny sold it to me for a penny. Something about it being bad luck to give away knives. Any of you ever heard of such a thing?
#3) This snake bottle is about 45″ tall and inside is the original contents. I believe it’s whiskey, and no, it’s never been opened. My granny also gave me this. No penny this time.
It used to belong to my grandpa. It was a Christmas present he received back in the early to mid 70’s. I was actually there (Illinois) that Christmas with my dad. My grandpa is still alive, so I’m not sure why my granny ended up with it. Maybe it was a gift to both of them. In either case she gave it to me. If he wants it back, too fuckin’ bad, it’s mine.
#4) I couldn’t pick just one, so here are some of my favorite toys, all of which I’ve picked up along the way, truckin’ across America. There’s the Thing holding Spider-Man and Venom. Luke Skywalker is just in front of them showing off his light saber skills. And behind and to the right is the Mach 5, Speed Racer’s car. I think I’m gonna have to unwrap it and take it for a spin. I love that car.
I’m starting to think I want to see the movie, Speed Racer, in the theater. Still not sure though.
#5) This is a rock that has been in my family for over 30 years. We’ve never actually had it checked out, so we’re not sure exactly what it is, but we all know what we think it is. Well actually, I don’t think it is, but I can’t argue the fact that it looks an awful lot like a fossilized foot. The left view of the rock looks like foot bones. The right view looks like a foot print, with all five toes clearly visible. Have a look for yourselves and let me know what you think. I wouldn’t mind being wrong about it being a fossilized foot, but I just don’t think it’s very likely. It measures about one and a half by three inches, so if it is a foot, it’s a very small foot.
5 Things You Are Currently Into
- Truckin’ across the United States and enjoying every mile of it.
- Bloggin’ across the United States and sharing my adventures, or lack there of.
- Improving my health via losing weight.
- Improving my writing skills.
- My wife. I’ve been into her for almost twelve years now.
5 Things You Have Always Wanted To Do
- Travel the world, with Australia, New Zealand and Tasmania at the top of my list.
- Spend at least one week in each of the 50 states (NOT in a truck).
- Own an antique Corvette.
- Fly like Superman.
- Be Spider-Man.
5 People You Want To Tag
No tagging going on here. If you want it, go for it. It really is a fun one. ![]()

"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"









"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"