Kid: Mommy, Daddy, where do Easter eggs come from?
Parents: Well Dear, it happens something like this…
Kid: Why do we always eat the eggs? Why don’t we hatch them?
Parents: Because it would be an abomination!!!
Parents: A cute, fuzzy abomination, but an abomination none the less.
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."