The 10 o’clock news with Peter Parkour:
Police were able to track down the hit and run driver
responsible for nearly killing the Easter Bunny thanks
to this photo taken by a concerned neighbor.

A news conference was held earlier today to discuss the
Easter Bunny’s condition. Thanks to the miracle of
bionics the Easter Bunny is going to be just fine, and
they expect him to make a full recovery before Easter.
Cameras were not allowed inside the conference, but an
an artist’s rendering of the Easter Bunny was released.




Posted by Peter Parkour
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."