It doesn’t take much. First my big red button isn’t working right, and today (02/22/0
I find out that my 26 year old niece was shot, twice, with a 45, on 02/09/08, but no one wanted to tell me, because I was out on the road. Miraculously she is alive and well. I’ll give you the details in the near future. That’s all for now.
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"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"




"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"