Crazy Pix: 02/15/08

Tattoos & Piercings: where do you draw the line?

I think this guy’s (gal’s???) over the legal limit.

March Movie Picks Piiiiiiiiiiiiiimp!

Well the original plan was to do movie picks for March, but there aren’t any movies that move me. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who is the best looking movie in my eyes, and I really don’t have any plans to see it, so… Surely there will be some good movies coming out next month. So… In place of movie picks I give you…

Stupid Things You Might Here Me Say Any Given Day

• “Bitch better have my money!” gets said from time to time for no apparent reason. I don’t actually have any “bitches” and if I did, chances are they wouldn’t owe me any money.

• “Piiiiiiiiiiiiiimp!” is said in a high pitched voice that you would actually have to hear to appreciate and understand. Again, I say this for no apparent reason, without warning.

• “What, are you fuckin callin me a liar?” will often follow someone else’s response of “really?” or “is that right?” after I’ve told them something. Example:

me: I just flew in from Florida and boy are my arms tired.

dude: Is that right?

me: What, are you fuckin callin me a liar?

• “I HATE YOU!!!” can be heard anytime I don’t get my way, and is usually followed by a temper tantrum and holding my breath.

• “If you don’t like my answers, don’t ask me questions” is pretty much self explanatory.

• “It’s an old picking injury from Nam” is the explanation I give when I get a bloody nose.

• “Yeah, I have that effect on women” will be uttered any time my wife starts laughing and can’t stop, or if she says something like “I have a headache”.

• “It’s all a plot to bring down the white man” gets tossed around for anything from the news interrupting a TV show, to bad weather ruining a picnic, to the store being out of a sale item.

• “I’m not as dumb as you know I think” might follow up anything dumb I might have said or done.

• “That’s all folks” might appear at the end of a post.

That’s all folks