"Does anyone want to go out for burgers and drinks after the show?"
"Pssst... Hey OJ. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
I will never forget my first girlfriend. She unwittingly introduced me to my future wife. Before that she introduced me to nongonococcal urethritis. The doctor said it’s like gonorrhea, but it’s not. Oh, ok. 
(WHAT THE FUCK!!!) A weeks worth of antibiotics later and I was good as new.
This brings me to another point. People spend their whole lives trying to make sure they don’t run into anything that’s gonna make their junk burn (STDs), and then they go out and buy warming gel to slather all over their junk. What’s up with that? 
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, ummm, I mean my daughter?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
February 11, 2008 at 5:17 am
*snort* That was awfully nice of her!
I dont like the warming gel .. it’s like lube, yes? I dont do lube.
When you’re a gusher why would you do lube.
Peter Parkour
February 11, 2008 at 10:06 am
Yeah, I’m not down with anything that’s gonna make me burn. Now, ice…ice is nice!
Now ice I can understand, but if a woman want to use warming gel I have to wonder if she’s trying to cover something else up.
Peter Parkour
February 11, 2008 at 11:58 am
Exactly, my friend.
Exactly.
Peter Parkour
February 11, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Yea… no lube needed here either, unless its back door stuff, and then only occasionally.
Having met your ex personally…
I can’t say I am too upset that you are talking so badly on here about her lol!!!! Not surprised she carried diseases either…
Bleyuckkie!!!
Nothing bad about the truth. Just stating the facts ma’am. Kinda like you stated some facts of your own above.
Peter Parkour
February 14, 2008 at 2:14 pm
So sweet of her. My first boyfriend introduced me to his brother.
You bad girl you. How did brother #1 feel about that?
Peter Parkour
February 15, 2008 at 6:22 am
He was pissed and asked if I was going to work my way thru the family. But he brought it on himself. I found out he was cheating on me so I brought over his stuff and was dumping it in his yard. His brother came out to see what was going on and it rolled from there.
Started out as grudge sex, which is pretty hot!
Yeah, I’d say he had it coming. What a jack-ass!
Peter Parkour
April 21, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Funny comments! “Going to make their junk burn”
BAHAHAHAHAHH!
You are so funny!
Peter Parkour