Crazy Pix: 02/11/08
February 11, 2008I Will Never Forget My First Girlfriend
February 11, 2008I will never forget my first girlfriend. She unwittingly introduced me to my future wife. Before that she introduced me to nongonococcal urethritis. The doctor said it’s like gonorrhea, but it’s not. Oh, ok.
(WHAT THE FUCK!!!) A weeks worth of antibiotics later and I was good as new.
This brings me to another point. People spend their whole lives trying to make sure they don’t run into anything that’s gonna make their junk burn (STDs), and then they go out and buy warming gel to slather all over their junk. What’s up with that?




Posted by Peter Parkour
Posted by Peter Parkour
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."