From Prison Guard To Prisoner

I’ve been going crazy trying to figure out why I can’t upload images right now. Hopefully this is one of those problems that just goes away on it’s own. I’ve spent way too much time on that problem, and no time at all on a new post, so here it goes, short but sweet.

I was a prison guard for five years. I was put under investigation for the actions of another guard. During a takedown (subduing an uncooperative inmate) an inmate was roughed up.

I was one of the two officers involved in the take down. This was my first use of force on an inmate in my entire five years with the department. This was a spontaneous take down (not planned at all) and I was concerned for my safety and the safety of the other officer, so that’s where my mind was as this all unfolded before my eyes.

I ended up on the ground with the inmate in a headlock. I was facing away from the other officer at this time, and all I could think was “this dude’s gonna bite me” but he never did, but he put up one hell of a fight.

After the inmate was restrained and put in a cell it was paperwork time. Any time anything happens in a prison those involved have to fill out incident reports. As we started writing the other officer said to me “write it like it happened, If you saw me hit that inmate, put it in the report” and I assured him my report would contain all the facts. That was the extent of our discussion on the subject.

The next day I was asked to rewrite my report by my supervisor. He said it was lacking details. So I rewrote my report, being as detailed as possible. Well it turns out the details missing from my report were the facts that while I was worrying about getting bit, the other officer was working this guy over behind my back.

I wasn’t worried about the other officers actions during this ordeal, I was worried about safety. I was scared. That’s where all my attention was. Getting this inmate down and cuffed, and walking away without a trip to the medical unit. That report had all the facts and I remembered them.

The other officer included all of his misdoing in his report. Shortly after he was given two weeks off without pay. I on the other hand was put under the microscope, because surely I was lying to cover up for another officer’s actions.

Long story short, this drug on for months. It was very stressful, and not very pretty at all. It was turned into this really big deal and a witch hunt. I ended up quitting due to job related stress, but my files shows “resigned in light of investigation” or some crap like that.

After walking away from a job that up until then I was very happy with, I quickly fell into a very deep depression, which quickly led to my being broke. I gave up on live and took refuge on my couch.

It wasn’t long before a concerned friend of mine came to my rescue. He knew “a guy”, who knew “a guy”, that needed someone to drive a car, and he pays pretty good. What’s the catch? The car is full of marijuana, and you’ll be driving it all the way across country.

This was something I would never have done in my right mind, but under the circumstances it sounded like a great idea. “The marijuana relocation program” is what I later came to call it. I jumped at the opportunity to get away from it all and catch up on my bills.

I ended up doing this as a way of living for about three months. That all came to an end when I was pulled over by the cops, “for speeding” they said. Yeah right! Anyway, I spent a few weeks in jail, but was bailed out. I spent the next seven months fighting it in court, and in my spare time I tried drinking the trouble away, unsuccessfully.

It ended with me being sentenced to three years in prison (they were originally shooting for three twelve year sentences). I had just gotten married the month before my sentencing, believing that things were gonna work out, and hanging on tightly to my love in the event things didn’t go as I hoped.

I had to serve 85% of the three years (approximately two and a half years), but they got their other 15% in the form of probation, that included random urinalysis, tons of harassment, and a $250,000 fine. They must want me to go back to a life of crime if they expect me to pay that back. My sweet, loving, angel of a wife stuck by my side the whole time.

To think it could have all been avoided had I just lied, and said “I’m really sorry I didn’t tell the whole truth in my report”, but anyway, there you have it. My life on both sides of the bars, and yes, this was the very, very, very short version.

Any questions? :)

9 Responses to “From Prison Guard To Prisoner”

  1. skywindows Says:

    Wow,

    That must have really sucked. Being formally married to an ADOC officer, I know how tough they are. Too bad they didn’t believe that you didn’t see him do anything wrong.
    Were they trying to pin any of it on you too?

    Regarding the Mary Jane bust… were you really speeding?

    No, they just wanted me to say I lied. I’m not gonna say I saw or knew of something I didn’t. Fucking jackasses. :evil:

    Peter Parkour

  2. Red Says:

    So do you now stay away from friends who know friends who know friends who have cars? I do hope so.

    uuuhh… Mostly. :?

    Peter Parkour

  3. betme Says:

    I am glad that you linked back to this post. I have wanted to ask you for a long time… but felt awkward. Big hugs to you and your wife for working thru this crap.

    (One day, I may share a story with you… but, not yet)

    Feel free to ask me anything. I’m an open book for the most part. ;) Thank you for the lovin’. I’m looking forward to your story. :) Damn cliffhangers. ;)

    Peter Parkour

    PS FYI This is comment #666. :twisted:

  4. Allison Says:

    The irony isn’t lost on me that you were a non-drug using (I remember that from your bio) drug transporter. What a crazy chain of events. I’m glad that you’re doing well now, and that your marriage survived the ordeal. That must have been a tough time for both of you.

    You don’t know the half of it. There’s tons more to write about on this subject. A books worth easily. Maybe some day I’ll bore you all with the details. If was definitely a tough time for both of us. Thank you for your kind words. :)

    Peter Parkour

  5. Lumpy Says:

    Fucking prisoners way too many rights and live better than most upstanding citizens. B.S.! Fucking cry baby bitches! They are lucky I’m not a prison guard cuz I’d be knock’n the shit out of them on a daily basis!

    Sorry that happened to you Spidey but so glad your wife stuck it out with you!

    GOLD!

    I’m glad you weren’t a guard when I was locked up. :P I’m sorry it happened to me too, but it made me the man I am today. :) Sure I’d change things if I could, but I sometime wonder what kind of person I would be today, if I did. That being said, not everyone comes out of prison with my point of view. ;)

    Peter Parkour

  6. joanharvest Says:

    You mentioned you had been in prison. I wondered why but really didn’t care because I just knew you were a good person regardless. I’ve always had a good sense about people. I think that is just terrible that you had to go through that. I probably would have driven the car too and my luck gotten caught. I’m happy you have such a loyal wife. And I am happy to have met you.

    :mrgreen: Shucky-darn, golly, gee-whiz, Joan. You are such a sweetie. I’m glad I had my wife in my corner too. I’m glad I now have you in my corner as well. ;) Thanks again, and again, and again. :mrgreen:

    Peter Parkour

  7. teeni Says:

    Everyone makes bad judgment calls in their lives. Some just end up suffering more for it. It sure isn’t fair.

    Anyway, I think it’s brave of you to put all this down but then again, it must also feel a little freeing. Life is complicated enough without trying to pretend to be perfect. None of us are so the sooner we get over ourselves, the sooner we can relax and enjoy life. :)

    I was very resentful for most of the time I spent in prison, but I walked away from it thinking it gave me a chance to become a better man, and I took it. Many people in there just thought it was a thug training academy. I’m still far from perfect, but also a hell of a lot closer than many people will ever be. :mrgreen: Well I like to think so anyway. ;) I do try.

    For all I put down, there are volumes I left out. I try to keep it all behind me, but it is all a part of me. Perhaps in time I’ll share more in this department. Thank you for taking the time to read this, getting to know me just a bit more, and for your kind words. :)

    Peter Parkour

  8. odette Says:

    kj and i always watched the national geographic documentaries on prisons in america. so i can pretty much imagine what you went through. and shawshank redemption was my favorite movie too, by the way.

    i really really admire how you came through those difficult times, and to come out stronger and much better. and hugs for bunny, what a strong woman and a beautiful heart, to hold you even more at such a time.

    beautiful story. am i feeling tears in my eyes?

    You always put a smile on my face. :D I definitely had some rough times in there, but nothing as bad as what you hear about in those documentaries or see in the movies. ;) And you know it, behind this great man is an even greater woman. :mrgreen: “Shawshank Redemption” was a great movie. I do believe I saw it while I was in prison. :P

    Peter Parkour

  9. JavaQueen Says:

    Who is that Lumpy girl? Someone ‘ought to suggest anger management classes for that cray-zay bitch ;)

    Although, she has a very valid points! You were truckn’ some sweet smokes and ya didn’t even drive thru my neighborhood bro, wth?

    Hey, looking at the date that you posted this little diddy – is the same day I re-opened JavaQueen! Bizarre, well, not really – but I’m overtired here…

    Also, shows what kind of a man you must be if the Bunster stuck by your side. She sounds awesome too man!

    Yeah, we’re awesome times two. ;) Re-opened? I did not know that. I thought it was a firs time grand opening. Just goes to show what I know. :? Would you really want me rolling through your town with a trunk full? :neutral: If by chance the answer is yes, I’m sorry, it will never happen. :)

    Peter Parkour

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