10 Things I’ve Done That You Probably Haven’t

This is a meme that I snatched up from Brahnamin @ Juggling Cats. It looked like a fun one, but not as easy as it looked, so I had to modify it a bit. I’ve changed it to “10 Things I’ve Done (or had happen to me) That You Probably Haven’t”. I also turned it into a top ten list. I hope you enjoy the count down.

#10 I used to have a pet horny-toad when I was three or four, and I carried him around in my underwear.

#9 I was arrested as a teen for steeling somewhere in the range of $1000 worth of video game tokens from a video arcade.

#8 I was on the Jerry Lewis Telethon when I was about three. I donated a huge ammunition box full of change, and in return I got to be on TV and got a ride in a helicopter.

#7 I spent nearly two years in Hawaii, and I don’t remember a thing.

#6 I once had sex in the open doorway of a self storage unit, in the middle of the day, in view of a fairly busy street.

#5 I was a prison guard for five years and an inmate for 2 and a half.

#4 My grandma walked in on me while my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

#3 I once was in a three month relationship with a stripper.

#2 I had four girlfriends at one time.

#1 I once groped a lady friend of Zeus’ while he had his arm around her.

No tagging this time around, but If you’re intrested, take it and run.

I didn’t go into too much detail because I was thinking that some of these are post worthy on their own. Let me know what you think. A little self humiliation in moderation is good.