If I Were King: 080127

If I were King: All public schools would be made exactly the same, cookie cutter style. And when I say cookie cutter, I don’t mean the same crap at every school, I mean the same quality and quantity would go into them. They would all get the same number of students per teacher, the same amount of equipment, the same books, videos, etc. I’m sick and tired of seeing schools on the “good” side of town getting more, while the schools on the “poor” side of down go without. If they are all public schools, shouldn’t they get exactly the same things?And if there were new things being implemented into the schools, wouldn’t it make more sense to start with the poorer schools? That’s how I’d do it.

If I were King: All public schools would have a dress code, the same dress code. The good news, it would be a simple, relaxed dress code. The dress code would consist of blue jeans, grey t-shirts, and white shoes. The parents would have to supply the uniforms, but the uniforms would only be available through the schools. That would eliminate variations in the uniform, and keep prices down. So says the King. The schools would stock everything from shoes and socks to belts and jackets. Oh, and there would be uniform inspections every day. The King wants to make sure all kids are equal in the clothing department, and that no ones asses or underwear are hanging out.

If I were King: There would be no begging, no homeless, and no unemployment. There would be shelters for those that have none, but don’t expect anything fancy. Everyone would get three hot meals and a bunk. Everyone that can work will work. The King could always use another masseuse, landscaper, street sweeper, garbage collector, window washer, and let’s not forget the King’s military. All people under the Kings care will not receive a paycheck. Instead they will have a royal savings account, and when there is enough in there for them to take care of themselves, the King will be glad to see them go.

If I were King: The death penalty would have an express lane. Now I know the legal system isn’t perfect, and mistakes do happen, so the express lane would be for special cases only. The ones with overwhelming evidence that would include video with positive ID, and/or multiple eye witnesses of good moral character, with spotless records in society, and of course a very strong case. If all those requirements are met, after sentencing the condemned would go from the courtroom to the execution chamber. The King isn’t down for keeping murderers, rapists, and child molesters on death row alive at the expense of his hard working tax payers. “OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Next!”