My dad and step mom (2B) were out on one of their very first dates. They were enjoying the company of friends and some drinks at the VFW. That can still be considered a date, right? Casual setting, friends, drinks? Anyway, that was the setting.
My step mom gets up to go get another round of drinks, and as she gets up my dad notices that her dress is caught in the crack of her ass. Wanting to save her from the embarrassment of walking around with an ass crack full of dress, my dad reaches out and pulls the dress loose as she starts walking away from the table.
Without any warning (WHAM!) she whirls around and smacks him across the face. Being the quick witted fella my dad is, he realized she must have wanted it there, so as she turns to leave again he takes his hand in a reverse karate chop motion, and crams the dress back up into the crack of her ass.
WHAM! She whirls around and smacks him again. There’s just no pleasing some women. 
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."
hahhahaaa! He karate chops it back in there!
Now you know where my sense of humor comes from.
Your dad’s quick, wow, she gave him the smack down, eh? Kinda like she bitch slapped him
No, there is no pleasing women sometimes….
GOLD!
I have some other great stories staring both of them. They’ll make it in here some day.
Peter Parkour
that is soooo funny! i like your dad’s sense of humor, though at that incident, unintentionally.
I only wish I was in a position to spend more time with him. He’s got a different story for every minute of the day (many true, many tall tails), and all of them would have you LOLing.
Peter Parkour