My dad and step mom (2B) were out on one of their very first dates. They were enjoying the company of friends and some drinks at the VFW. That can still be considered a date, right? Casual setting, friends, drinks? Anyway, that was the setting.
My step mom gets up to go get another round of drinks, and as she gets up my dad notices that her dress is caught in the crack of her ass. Wanting to save her from the embarrassment of walking around with an ass crack full of dress, my dad reaches out and pulls the dress loose as she starts walking away from the table.
Without any warning (WHAM!) she whirls around and smacks him across the face. Being the quick witted fella my dad is, he realized she must have wanted it there, so as she turns to leave again he takes his hand in a reverse karate chop motion, and crams the dress back up into the crack of her ass.
WHAM! She whirls around and smacks him again. There’s just no pleasing some women. 
Posted by Peter Parkour 
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."
