H&A Family Tree: Chapter IV: The Leaky Brain

Abarclay12 @ The Leaky Brain: I started writing this post last night, and this is where I left off. I was stumped on what to say about The Brain. I’ve tried telling friends about her before, but found myself without words to describe her or her site. When I went to bed the answer came to me in a dream…

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It was me, Mel Tillis (the country singer), and Jude Law (the movie star). We were all about to go fishing. I told Mel and Jude to go on ahead, and that I would catch up. Down at the dock Mel and Jude start setting up and opening a few beers when Jude loses his balance and falls into the water. Not being able to swim he quickly goes under, and Mel not being a swimmer either, watched helplessly.

I showed up just after this happened, and Mel was freaking out. “What happened?” I asked, but Mel was so distraught that all he could do was stutter and spit. I told him “Sing it Mel” and that’s when he broke into song (sung to the tune of “Camp-Town Races”):

Guess who drown in the lake today

Jude Law! Jude Law!

But before Mel could finish his song Jude jumps out of the water and onto the dock with a fish in his mouth, spit it out and said “goony-goo-goo”. Before Mel could say/sing another word I Jap-slapped (Jap-slap: a vicious hand strike, of Japanese origin, delivered with such force that it results in the recipient shitting rice for a week) his monkey ass for lying to me about Jude drowning, and then I flew off into the sunset.

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That’s when I woke up, but I had the answer to my problem. To explain The Brain, I say it with a song (sung to the tune of “Pinky And The Brain”):

She’s The Leaky Brain

Yes, The Leaky Brain

Some say a Genius

I say Insane.

She writes of mad drama

While scrutinized by a lama

She’s freaky

And leaky in the brain, brain, brain, brain

Brain, brain, brain, brain

Brain.

Before each post is done

She gives her hair a twirl

While proofreading for fun

Then dances like a squirrel…

Ok, maybe this wasn’t the answer after all. There really is no explaining The Brain, you just have to see/read for yourself.

I started reading her blog after running into her post titled “My Time As A 3-D Porn Star” on the WordPress home page. Her avatar looked familiar (turns out she’s on Red’s blogroll) and with a title like that, I had to check it out. Subsequently I laughed my ass off, and I’ve been reading her ever since.

NEXT: Chapter V: Year Of The Chick