Ask A Trucker: Lot Lizards?

This is one of the questions I get asked the most. I can’t believe I didn’t post this one sooner.

Q: Have you seen any lot lizards? Have they ever come up to you?

A: For all of you out there that don’t know what a lot lizard is, a lot lizard is a prostitute that hangs out in truck stops. If you’re gonna be a prostitute I guess it makes sense to go where all the lonely men are.

Yes, I’ve seen many a lot lizards since I’ve been a trucker. Most of them are the hideous, haggard types you might imagine, but not all of them.

As fate would have it, shortly before starting on this post I heard someone knocking on the cab of my truck. I’m sitting in the driver seat working on the computer with the curtains closed, so I was able to look out quickly to see who it was. I pull the curtain back to reveal not one, but two lot lizards.

I was actually caught off guard, because believe it or not this is the first time I’ve had them knock on my truck, and to think it happened on 2 for 1 night. Too bad I don’t pay to play, because they were both pretty good looking.

Both of them were slim white gals. The older of the two appeared to be in her early to mid forties, with medium brown hair. The younger one looked to be in her late teens, early twenties, with jet black medium length hair.

It’s pretty cold out, so neither were sporting the skimpy slut gear that might come to mind. They had on long sleeves and long pants. Makes sense too me. Who the hell would want to pay to have a freezing cold hooker put her ice cold dick beaters on you?

I just shook my head and gave them the “take a hike” thumb sign, and they headed off for the next truck. Had I not been so caught off guard I would have at least engaged them in a little conversation, for my blog’s sake. Oh well, maybe next time.

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