I was thinking about my new year’s resolutions. Of course losing weight and going to the gym came to mind, but I hate that “what a loser” feeling I get when it doesn’t happen.
Then it came to me, my new year’s resolution this year is to not make any more new year’s resolutions. Of course by doing that I’ve already failed. Making a resolution to not make any resolutions is a resolution. What a loser! Dang it.
Oh well, Happy New Year anyway.
Posted by Peter Parkour
Show's over folks.
BARACK OBAMA, The President Of The United States Of America
"Has anyone seen my panties?"
"Has anyone seen my rude little pig, er, um, I mean my daughter?"
"Hey, does anyone want to go out after the show for burgers and drinks?"
"Pssst... hey O. J.... you're a piece of SHIT!!!"
"You could be."